I was slightly under the influence, and put frozen peaches in my oatmeal.
The red is strawberry sauce. After a few bites, I couldn't figure out what was wrong.
The peaches were right next to some chicken breast in the freezer 🤢.
It's been a couple days now. I didn't get sick or anything.
by Leviathon713
34 Comments
Wasabi8486
Lol waat lol 😆 😂 🤣
Jazzlike_Screen2415
Omg! You shouldn’t have! 🥰 🤢 😭
eric-artman
I like thick chicken breast oatmeal something. More something and it will work 😭
WellEndowedPlaya
Dude what the actual fuck?
WellEndowedPlaya
Don’t do drugs people.
Satorius96
Can you, uh, pull it out and defrost it or something
me_dicen_juli
Under the influence? Of crack? 😂😂
Spiritual_Cell_9719
VERY* under the influence cuz wut
RaeRainns
This is a special kind of unappetizing. I’m impressed.
cheezer5000
Eatus fetus
crumpledfilth
Raw chicken oatmeal, yum!
LizM75
I thought that was raw chicken
MotherPotential
Lump sat alone in some boggy starch
ShineRepresentative4
Under the influence of… coke???
Jaded-Coffee-8126
Under the influence of a handle of vodka
Doglover4561
For a half second I was like “What’s wrong with that” I should’ve stayed in blissful ignorance. Hope you’re ok OP, and also maybe don’t use whatever substance you did ever again
Dangerous-Courage412
…U ate frozen chicken and didn’t get sick?! iron stomach!
aaaahhatelife
If that’s what u do when a bit tipsy, Im concerned what u would do fully drunk.
SnooEpiphanies2846
Bruh. Thought this was some imaginary gatekeeping bs like “tehe im sooooo quirky I put peaches in my oatmeal 🤪”
Was not prepared for how much worse it really was 😭
noreservations81590
I read the title and looked at the pic, before I read the post I was thinking “What the fuck, that looks like chicken” lmao
lily2kbby
God I’ve been blasted off of 15 bars and never managed to fuck up that bad lmao
zoeydoey
Oh lordy
Dragon_Cearon
“Slightly” they said. Of course. Just slightly ey? 🤣
TeasedSkin
What’s wrong dear? You’ve barely touched your bowl of dog vomit
PreciousAir
The frozen peaches in the oatmeal are pretty far down the list of problems with this actually. WTF is a raw chicken breast doing in there?! Let’s start there 😭
highcommander010
what lmao
struggle_better
Ok-Country8953
What the fuck
Gronal_Bar
Don’t do drugs, kids!
ben4742
That looks absolutely fucking disgusting… well done pal.
insiderher
this is an actual crime scene
Puppyzpawz
do some people not have instant recognition when they bite down on something? how did you take a few bites before noticing 🥀
Thinyser
Reminds me of the movie The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy, when he finds blood in the oatmeal.
34 Comments
Lol waat lol 😆 😂 🤣
Omg! You shouldn’t have! 🥰 🤢 😭
I like thick chicken breast oatmeal something. More something and it will work 😭
Dude what the actual fuck?
Don’t do drugs people.
Can you, uh, pull it out and defrost it or something
Under the influence? Of crack? 😂😂
VERY* under the influence cuz wut
This is a special kind of unappetizing. I’m impressed.
Eatus fetus
Raw chicken oatmeal, yum!
I thought that was raw chicken
Lump sat alone in some boggy starch
Under the influence of… coke???
Under the influence of a handle of vodka
For a half second I was like “What’s wrong with that” I should’ve stayed in blissful ignorance. Hope you’re ok OP, and also maybe don’t use whatever substance you did ever again
…U ate frozen chicken and didn’t get sick?! iron stomach!
If that’s what u do when a bit tipsy, Im concerned what u would do fully drunk.
Bruh. Thought this was some imaginary gatekeeping bs like “tehe im sooooo quirky I put peaches in my oatmeal 🤪”
Was not prepared for how much worse it really was 😭
I read the title and looked at the pic, before I read the post I was thinking “What the fuck, that looks like chicken” lmao
God I’ve been blasted off of 15 bars and never managed to fuck up that bad lmao
Oh lordy
“Slightly” they said. Of course. Just slightly ey? 🤣
What’s wrong dear? You’ve barely touched your bowl of dog vomit
The frozen peaches in the oatmeal are pretty far down the list of problems with this actually. WTF is a raw chicken breast doing in there?! Let’s start there 😭
what lmao
What the fuck
Don’t do drugs, kids!
That looks absolutely fucking disgusting… well done pal.
this is an actual crime scene
do some people not have instant recognition when they bite down on something? how did you take a few bites before noticing 🥀
Reminds me of the movie The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy, when he finds blood in the oatmeal.
Boiled hamster in the oats